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Winner or loser?

October 22nd 2008 05:45
Sydney Swans' Ryan O’Keefe
Desirous of returning to Melbourne, but fearful of being summoned to Adelaide or Perth, Ryan O’Keefe has ended up where he began: Sydney.

Even the most parochial Swans’ supporter would find it difficult to begrudge O’Keefe for wanting to leave the club. In more than 150 games in the red and white, he has proven himself to be a disciplined, hard-working and team-oriented footballer, who does all the right things on and off the field. While he must have concluded some time ago that he wanted to relocate, instead of announcing his intentions several months ago or agitating for a move last year, he dutifully waited until both the season and his contract had expired before delivering the news.


Predictably, a number of Victorian clubs showed interest during trade week, but none were able to offer the Swans the right combination of players and draft picks to persuade them to surrender their All-Australian. As a free agent, O’Keefe was then entitled to nominate for the pre-season draft, but because there was a danger that he might be selected by a South Australian or Western Australian outfit, he decided to re-sign with Sydney.

Examined in isolation, it is difficult to believe that this episode has ended in a way that O’Keefe deserved. Having fulfilled all his contractual obligations, surely he was entitled, as would any employee be, to move on to an organisation of his choosing. Whether he wanted to move on to be closer to his family, as he claimed, or to pocket more money, as some would doubtless suspect, is irrelevant. In signing a contract, he had promised to perform certain duties for a prescribed amount of time; thus, the moment that period came to an end, so did his obligations. The same, of course, applied to the Swans- with the player’s contract finished, they would have been entitled to dump him, in the same way that they did Nick Davis.


If an exemplary footballer like Ryan O’Keefe is denied freedom of movement, does that mean that there is something wrong with the AFL system? Legally speaking, there almost certainly is. The only reason that the NRL doesn’t have a draft is because its old centralised recruiting scheme was deemed unlawful in 1991 by the High Court. Given that precedent, if the Players’ Association opted to stop cooperating with the AFL draft and challenge it in court, it, too, would most likely be declared unlawful.

Only if one takes a big picture approach can the AFL system, and the O’Keefe episode, seem reasonable. The Australian Football League is a socialist utopia, in which nobody is allowed to rise too high or fall too far, and in which everyone takes turns in being successful. In this way, an unpredictable and exciting competition is contrived, and a greater public interest established. A greater public interest leads to increased television rights, gate receipts, merchandise sales and sponsorship, and all that leads to increased player salaries. It should also be noted that if not for the socialist model, several clubs would go broke, resulting in dozens of footballers being laid off.

So, the very model that frustrated O’Keefe has also been responsible for the handsome salary he has banked throughout his career. Although he has done everything required of him over the years, he has also been happy to pocket every cent that came his way. If it seems unjust that such an admirable character should be prevented from signing for whichever club he wanted, it would also be unfair not to acknowledge that he would be a poorer man if the complicated arrangement of salary capping, trading and drafting was not in place. The Ryan O’Keefe of the last few weeks may have finished on the losing side, but the Ryan O’Keefe of 2000-2008 has definitely been a winner.
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From Eagle to Magpie?
Nothing could be more heart-warming than a tale of redemption. Only the most unsympathetic of fellows would deny a troubled soul a second chance. We all make mistakes. Nobody’s perfect.

These will be just some of the clichés emanating from AFL clubs over the following weeks, as the race for Ben Cousins’s signature begins in earnest.

While there’s nothing inherently wrong with such thoughts, they will stand in stark contrast to the emphatic statements those same clubs made when Cousins was deregistered by the league last year. Back then, when the possibility of a comeback by the Brownlow Medallist was far less certain, they were keen to distance themselves from him. He wouldn’t fit in with our team culture. It would send the wrong message to our youngsters. We demand the highest standards of our players. Only a handful of clubs was honest enough to concede that they would be keeping their options open- but even then, they were at pains to point out that they were doing so simply in the interests of due diligence, not because they imagined that the day might ever come when they would be in the market for such a troublemaker.

For so many reasons, the recruitment of Ben Cousins would be folly. This is a 30 year old, with a long history of selfish and unruly off-field behaviour. Furthermore, as Wayne Carey discovered, an aging footballer- even if he is a champion- will find it difficult to reacquaint himself with such a fast and rugged sport. Most importantly, there is the drug addiction, a cruel master that Cousins admits he will have to spend the rest of his life battling, and which could get the better of him at any moment.



Ah, but then there is the possible upside, the advantage that is so potentially large that some clubs will be unable to resist its siren song. An uncanny ability to pluck the ball out of a crowd, a talent for executing the most difficult skills, a remarkably capacious set of lungs, a refusal to concede defeat - why, this fellow could help us win a flag! With that realisation, all those annoying pieces of common sense are easily forgotten, because professional sport is ultimately governed by just one piece of logic: the most important thing is not taking part, but winning.

In the unseemly race for Cousins’s signature, it has been Collingwood that has emerged quickest from the blocks. We know this, because Eddie McGuire was at pains to talk down the club’s interest, while making a concerted effort to retain as much wriggle room as possible. “Ben, first of all, has to…prove that he’s not a drug addict anymore,” the Magpies’ president told SEN radio last week, which is “a fairly significant health issue,” and not easily achieved. “So I think while we all get excited about the football element of this, there’s a massive human element to be considered before anyone decides anything.”

As anybody who saw his appearance on The Footy Show last month (in the light of the troubles with Alan Didak and Heath Shaw) would be able to attest, McGuire is a passionate believer in redemption and second chances- and so too, he confided, is Mick Malthouse. Proof of that came just recently, when he all but confirmed that Didak would be staying at Collingwood, despite earlier indications that the repeat offender would be traded. “All things being equal,” the kindly president revealed, “you’d like to think that Alan will be at the club next year…He’s a good young fella and I think he has learnt a lot over the last six weeks.” Perhaps inadvertently, McGuire let slip that he also considered this top bloke to be “a very, very good footballer”, who was “contracted for two years”. So there you have it: if you can gather possessions and kick goals, Collingwood will offer you all the second chances you need.

Of course, when it comes to ruthless pragmatism, Collingwood hardly stands alone. North Melbourne has just sent Nathan Thompson into premature retirement, after going back on its earlier suggestion that it would offer him a new contract. The forward has never been the same player since injuring his knee, and so the decision was made to dump him. It was concluded that there had to be somebody out there who would be more productive, who would do a better job of gathering possessions and kicking goals. And so, for Nathan Thompson, there will be no second chances.

If both Thompson and Cousins were to play next year, it is conceivable that the former might end up having a better season. Rightly or wrongly, though, while none of the 16 clubs believes that the former Kangaroo would be able to help them win a premiership, there are bound to be a few who believe that the ex-Eagle would. Reading between the lines, it appears as though Collingwood is one of them. For all McGuire’s protestations that a return to football for Ben Cousins is not the black and white issue some make it out to be, only the most naïve would be surprised to see him turning out in those very colours in 2009.
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If you build it, will they come?

September 10th 2008 07:02
Swans v Kangaroos
Masses of empty seats at Saturday night's elimination final


If you build it, will they come?

This is the dilemma facing the AFL, as it plans to introduce a new team to western Sydney in time for the 2012 season.

With the Gold Coast Football Club due to enter the competition the year before, the Western Sydney Football Club, as it is currently known, will become the AFL’s 18th team. While there will be intelligence to be gleaned from the way in which the Coast conducts itself, and while lessons are there to be learned from the histories of the current 16 outfits (in particular the Swans), there is no doubt that WSFC is going to face a unique set of challenges. And it is these challenges that must have the AFL very concerned.

These challenges have always been real, but they have suddenly assumed greater significance since Saturday night, when not even 20,000 people could be bothered to attend the Swans’ elimination final against the Kangaroos. Although all sorts of excuses were offered- abysmal weather, poor marketing, economic uncertainty, unglamorous opposition- scant mention was made of the main reason: Sydney is not an Aussie Rules town.

That is despite the fact that we are now coming to the end of the Swans’ 27th season in the nation’s biggest city. Having struggled for credibility- and survival- during the first decade and a half, the old South Melbourne seemed to have turned a corner in 1996, when its run to the grand final generated a surge in media coverage and public sentiment that has essentially continued to this day. Yet while crowds, membership, merchandise sales and television ratings have all increased since those dark, early years, they have not increased- and show no sings of increasing- to the extent that the Swans can become a self-sustaining organisation. For despite the fact that the club has recently appeared in two grand finals, despite the fact that the club has recently won a flag, despite the fact that the club boasts the competition’s longest finals streak (six years and counting), it is still reliant on handouts from the AFL. Indeed, chairman Richard Colless has just conceded that a loss will be recorded for the 2008 season.

While Sydney may have finally taken the Swans to its heart, it regards the Bloods not with the ardour that one reserves for a lover, but the somewhat condescending affection that one bestows on an awkward friend. Grand finals for the Swans are somewhat like birthday parties for this friend- the outpouring of excitement and devotion may be genuine, but once the occasion has ended, the relationship continues on its former terms.

Sydney has long been, and for the foreseeable future will remain, a rugby league town. If the Swans’ presence has now been cemented, it is nevertheless a niche presence. The niche is larger than that occupied by the Melbourne Storm, yet a niche it still is, and a niche it will for the foreseeable future remain. Although all the promotions and all the Auskick clinics have grown the market for Aussie Rules in Sydney, they have not produced a sufficient return on investment, nor have they grown the market to the extent that even one team- let alone two- can sustain itself. While the AFL already knew this, Saturday’s crowd and Colless’s confession rammed home the message.

And that brings us back to the opening question: if you build it, will they come? It is the AFL’s belief that as things currently stand, the market can never be sufficiently increased to allow for the introduction of a team in the city’s western suburbs. Run all the promotions and clinics you like, this argument goes, but until the people of the west have someone to support, they will never embrace the game. Therefore it is the introduction of WSFC - and only the introduction of WSFC - that will create the conditions necessary for WSFC to survive. Build the club and suddenly more people will want to come along to an AFL game.

Although there is a certain logic to this argument, it is only of the most self-indulgent kind. The argument runs around in a circle, so as to be proven not by reason, but itself. Several years from now, however, fuzzy logic will no longer suffice. The AFL not only has a salary cap, it also has a floor below which player payments are not allowed to drop, which means that WSFC will be obliged to spend millions of dollars each year. If the Swans of 2008 cannot turn a profit, what will happen when an outfit bereft of tradition is plonked into an apathetic region?

Of course, the new club will have several advantages over the Swans of 1982. There will be derbies to excite the public, and if the market is not as large as it should be, it is certainly larger than that in which South Melbourne was dumped. But the fact remains that a lot of dollars will be needed- dollars that the Swans’ experience suggests WSFC will be unable to find.

The only conclusion to be reached is that the AFL is committing itself to an exorbitant project. Even once the enormous start-up costs have been paid, the league will have to provide ongoing support to not one, but two, NSW teams. Sooner or later, one would assume, both the Swans and WSFC will grow their respective Sydney markets large enough to become self-sustaining. However, if the last 27 years are anything to go by, it will almost certainly be later. The AFL is taking an enormous gamble with its 18th team. It will take tens of millions of dollars and decades for it to succeed.

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Meet the new Lion King

September 3rd 2008 12:30
Brisbane Lions' new coach
Rugby fans: imagine, if you will, the following scenario.

With the Tri Nations delicately poised, and with the Bledisloe Cup on the line, the Australian Rugby Union decides to take a gamble, dumping Robbie Deans and replacing him with Tim Horan for the upcoming test match against New Zealand


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Stalin
During the time of Stalin, it was the fate of many senior Bolsheviks to fall foul of the Great Father of the Soviet Union. Typically, these ex-leaders would not merely be tortured and executed, but also deleted from the historical record, as if they had never existed. Their images would be airbrushed from photographs, their portraits would be removed from government buildings, their deeds would be edited out of encyclopaedias, their names would be taken out of textbooks. They would become ‘unpersons’.

Tony Zappia, the chief executive of the Cronulla Sharks, seems to be a student of history, because Greg Bird has just begun to disappear from his club’s historical record. Although he has yet to be airbrushed from the team photo, and although he is still on the contract list, he is no longer to be found amongst the player profiles
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Death, taxes, and footballers behaving badly- these are the human race’s only guarantees.

The wonderful thing about the scandals in which footballers seem to find themselves perennially immersed is their mind-boggling diversity. Whether they are texting things they oughtn’t text, exposing things they oughtn’t expose, snorting things they oughtn’t snort, bashing things they oughtn’t bash, bonking things they oughtn’t bonk, urinating places they oughtn’t urinate, or even shitting in shoes they oughtn’t shit in, these supposedly witless athletes possess an enduring capacity to fascinate


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“All animals are equal.”

This is the guiding principle on which the utopian community of Animal Farm is established. Or so its naïve inhabitants believe, until one day they are shocked to discover that the rule is subtly different. “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others


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It is time to decide what sort of AFL we want.

Should we aspire towards the sort of laissez-faire system that Adam Smith might have advocated, in which “the invisible hand” of self-interest pits club against club, to ultimately produce the greatest amount of good for the greatest amount of supporters


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Voss on the fast track to failure

May 26th 2008 06:58
“Employee of the month named as McDonald’s new CEO!” screamed the extraordinary headline in The Australian. “Star train driver appointed to City Rail’s top job!” read the equally remarkable grab on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. “Michael Voss to become coach of the new Gold Coast club!” reported sport’s sections all across the country.

It is hard to know which is more illogical: the fact that inexperienced former athletes routinely get awarded head coaching positions, or the fact that very few people are shocked that it should happen. If a corporate organisation, such as McDonalds’s or City Rail, was to whimsically rush a neophyte into its boardroom, the cries of outrage and disbelief would be deafening. Yet when a club promotes a retired player to a position for which he is manifestly unqualified, nobody bats an eyelid


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State of Indifference

May 7th 2008 13:56
On Saturday night, the MCG will play host to the Hall of Fame Tribute Match, “the game 150 years in the making”.

Although there may be sound historical, emotional and commercial reasons for celebrating the sesquicentenary of Australian Rules football, an all-star game, between Victoria and the Dream Team (i.e. everyone else), is not the way to do it


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For the diligent scientist, not even six years of observance would provide enough time to allow conclusions to be drawn about particular phenomena. For the hack journalist, however, no more than six weeks are needed to be able to take stock of the Australian Football League.

Clearly, there is no better team to watch than Geelong. Besides boasting the competition’s most impressive list, their diversity of hairstyles is striking. Any outfit that can combine the defence of the endearingly-tousled Matthew Scarlett, the versatility of the impressively-bearded Max Rooke, the relentlessness of the extravagantly-locked Cameron Ling, and the end-to-end brilliance of the increasingly bald Gary Ablett, is going to be attractive


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